Please allow me to introduce myself
I am a man of wealth & taste
I have been around for a long, long yeahr
Stole many a manīs soul & faith

I was īround when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt & pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands & sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But whatīs puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

I stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the tsar & his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain

I rode a tank
Held a generalīs rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yea
Ah, whatīs puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yea

I watched with glee
While your kings & queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made

I shouted out,
"Who killed the Kennedys?"
When after all
It was you & me

Let me please introduce myself
I am a man of wealth & taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reach Bombay

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yea
But whatīs puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yea, get down, baby

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yea
But whatīs confusing you
Is just the nature of my game

Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners sainīts
As heads is tails
Just call me Lucifer
īCause I am in need of some restrainīt

So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, & some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I will lay your soul to waste, um yea

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yea
But whatīs puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down

Woo, who
Oh yea, get on down
Oh yea
Oh yea!

Tell me baby, whatīs my name
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name
Tell me baby, whatīs my name
I tell you one time, you are to blame

Oh, who
woo, woo
Woo, who
Woo, woo
Woo, who, who
Woo, who, who
Oh, yea

Whatīs my name
Tell me, baby, whatīs my name
Tell me, sweetie, whatīs my name